jesssica:(amegrowsinbrooklyn:fuckyeahdogs:Guide Dogs for the Blind’s ZorbaxGarcelle)
I need one of these, my couch and a hug right about now.
Yikes.
The ad on the side of my gmail reads:
10 Recipes Using Vodka: Have your way with Vodka.
I think this is Google’s way of saying “lay off, boozehound”?
(ps: here’s the link because I know you want it.)
Your daily Elf:
And guess what?? IloveyouIloveyouIloveyouuuuuuu.
No fair.
Friend: Eggtinis... in my building in the lobby. They have plastic martini glasses and they scoop scrambled eggs into them then you add toppings. I have ham, sausage, salsa, peppers, sour cream (and cheese eggs).
me: shut up, I hate you.
Friend: They also had a yogurt parfait bar and I got one, but got too full so I'm saving it for later.
me: STOP. I just had Darrell the Security Guard and 47 newspapers waiting for me this morning. SO unfair.
Notes on Fuddruckers
- I ate an ostrich burger - this country needs more game meats. Delicious.
- As good as those little wedge fries looked, I cannot speak to their tastiness as I was wooed by sweet potato fries. I will never say no to sweet potato fries.
- Didn’t realize it wasn’t table service…not a fan of that.
- The cheese sauce dispenser freaks me out.
- The honey mustard reigns supreme. Seriously top 3 honey mustard.
It was quite a meal, and I wouldn’t hesitate to go back, but I think Red Robin still holds the key to my heart (even though their steak fries are fair at best).
Are you ready for the fattest confession ever? I once went to Fudrucker’s in DC and had the sweet potato fries AS AN APPETIZER because California Pizza Kitchen wasn’t open yet. Then I ate the better part of my CPK buffalo chicken pizza. In my defense, I was also hung-ooooooova as all get out.
Jo, if you’re laughing…stop. You agreed that it was a good idea. Just like you thought it was a good idea for me to write your number on our check so the “hot, foreign” CPK waiter would call you. And then he did. And his name was ALFREDO. And then you texted with him for a whole day. And then you found out that he was 20 and a student at Maryland. And that might be equally as shameful has having Fudrucker’s as an appetizer to pizza.
Tracy Chapman
O Holy Night.


