It’s Monday and I just kind of needed this, you know?

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WARNING: do not put your nonprofit salary into this little thingamajiggy unless you want to feel very sad.

eta—the above is not my salary [thank god]. click the photo to play.

Today’s Feelings on Lunch: as Expressed by the Cast of the Jersey Shore

Forgot to bring my (really good) leftover pasta for lunch:

Discovered today is NACHO BAR DAY in the cafeteria:

Go get ‘em, Friday.

[photo found via the Facebook.]

The Real-Life Notebook

On Monday, in the couple’s shared room, Presley took his last breathe (sic) at the age of 101. Just four hours later, Ethel passed away peacefully at the age of 99. “Even though she couldn’t talk to us and she couldn’t tell us what was on her mind and she couldn’t express that something about him not being there made her feel something was missing… Did she know? I don’t know…I kind of think she did.”

A new record.

9:39am and I’m already throwing in the towel on today.

It’s going to be a long one, isn’t it?

Random Tuesday musings.

I know The Artist is supposed to be amazing. Oscar-nominated. Blah blah. I’d love to say I’m high-brow enough for it, but a 1 hour 40 minute silent film…not happening.

When did HBD become an acceptable birthday greeting? And who thinks “birthday” is two words?

I’m chronically late to the bandwagon, but I’m so happy I joined the Homeland one after the end of the season. It’s way too suspenseful to wait 7 whole days between episodes.