Today I:

• Raced to make my train (like actually ran) then sat in a seat of spilled coffee.
• Got the time wrong for a meeting about company “re-structuring.” Not the best one to miss.
• Realized that a piece of plastic wrap was INSIDE my tights. Had to wait 2.5 hours to get it out.
• Spilled french onion soup smack down the front of my dress.

*But I’d like to keep the good hair day and the fact that the cafeteria honored National Popcorn Day by giving me free SmartFood (which is my fave). Please.