- When will someone make Instagram make-up that will make my skin look as flawless as those filters on my vanity photostream?
- What do you wear to a baseball game in 1,246 degree heat so that no one sees your swampass?
- Why are flowers [read: florists] so hotdamn expensive if they are naturally occurring [and legal!] elements?
- How come sangria is so delicious? And should I be nervous that I drank 9 glasses of it last night and felt fine this morning when I got up at 6am?
- Will I ever feel like my apartment is perfectly done and doesn’t need a single thing else? Does that happen?
- Can you bring me an ice cream sandwich? Please?
What are you wondering about?